Description

Witches are always brewing up potions and claiming they’re safe, but where are the peer-reviewed studies?  I certainly haven’t seen any!  This brew will only leave you clean, and not turn you into a toad familiar.  It smells of the grim reaper on date night, so you can still pretend you’re living dangerously.

Ingredients: olive oil, coconut oil, palm oil, sodium hydroxide, water, fragrance oil, sodium lactate, colorant

Approximate Weight: ~4.3 oz